The most annoying kind of friend is the one that almost all of us have....the one that can't be single.
Boyfriend breaks up with them.
They cry to you for two weeks.
They instagram, facebook & tweet how strong they are? How they can "make it thru this hard time"??
All the while leaving all their friends on their social media sites thinking "What the fuh is this bitch talking about?"
But when they are with you they aren't "strong" and they don't "got this"
They then go out and think every boy they meet is "Like, SO amazing!"
They then put out or over text said boy.
Boy ignores them.
They complain and rant on to you..."Why isn't he texting me back?" "Do you think he likes me?"
"Did I do something wrong?" "This is so my luck"
Then they cry again to you because nothing is working out for them in the love department.
And what do we need to say when this happens....
I am so sick of friends like this. If you want to be THAT type of friend, be that THAT type of friend to a friend of yours in a RELATIONSHIP. I can't fathom why people like this choose to go to their single friends, (single friends who have been single for years) and expect us to throw them a pity party because they haven't had a boy to cuddle & go to the movies with for TWO WEEKS!? Two. Weeks. We have been eating peanut butter out of the jar, while watching Real Housewives, ALONE for the past two years. Why is it SOOOOO imperative that YOU need to be in a relationship all the time? But not everyone else? You crazy, that's why.
When you are acting like this, say your relationship history out loud to yourself and if it goes something like this...
"Um, 2003-2006 I dated _____, 2007-2009 I date________, 2010-2013 I dated ______."
You deserve to be single. No boy is ever going to stay with you. Being dependant upon a relationship is what's leading you to having so many failed relationships.
The best quote to finish this up is one I heard from a friend last week...
"If you can't be completely happy single, you'll never be completely happy in a relationship."
Good luck, crazies & may the odds be evahhh in your favor.